I gotta say, I wasn’t the brightest bulb on the tree when I was a youngling. How about you?
Today’s assignment is to regale us with what, IYHO, was the grandest of dumb that you ever did as a kid.
The first (and definitely not the last on my list of dumb and dumbers…) happened in the drugstore situated next to my dad’s service station. I was 10 and my brother was 11. The school we attended was just across the street, and we often walked over after school to wheedle money out of Dad so we could go to the drugstore and get candy or soda.
That day, brainiac that I was, I tried to hide what I was buying from my brother…by sticking it in my pocket. Why? Who knows. The next thing I knew, I felt a large hand on my collar as I was hauled up to the counter. The drugstore owner called my Dad over at the station.
I’m sure you can imagine the rest of the story. Definitely not pretty.
So, TKZers, what’s the dumbest thing you remember doing when you were shorter and younger? And have you ever used it in your story-telling?
Go ahead, don’t be shy. We won’t laugh too hard at you…