by James Scott Bell
Goodness knows, we need all the fun we can get right now. So in lieu of my usual craft column, I’m declaring today an official TKZ Fun Zone (TKZFZ). Let’s play a game.
The name of the game is Less Interesting Books. You take a well known title and change a word or two to come up with a not-so-compelling alternative. For example:
The Mediocre Gatsby
That’s all there is to it. One rule: One title per comment (that way if someone wants to give you a high five, they can). If you come up with another title, just leave another comment. Clear?
Okay, boys and girls, let’s play!
James Scott Bell
It is my pleasure to introduce a new feature on TKZ, Procrastination Day. A time to get away from that novel you’re writing, or that task around the house you’ve meaning to finish, and get down to some serious wasting of time.
Forget Spider Solitaire. Put away Endless Zombie Rampage. Let’s use our literary lights instead.
Let’s play the Less Interesting Books Game.
I found out about this one on Thursday, via Twitter. I was checking in and saw the hashtag #lessinterestingbooks. And it was exploding. I started in and couldn’t stop. For an hour I was chugging out less interesting book titles along with what seemed like a million other procrastinators.
Here’s how to play: You take a well known book title and tweak it a bit so it comes out as “less interesting” than the original. Here is a sampling of what I came up with in the heat of the moment:
The Puce Letter
The Naked and the Bruised
As You Consider It
The Seven Pillows of Wisdom
Kon Tiki Barber
Get the idea?
Now it’s your turn. The only rule is: One title per comment. If you want to leave another title, leave another comment.
So what books sound a little less interesting to you?