About Jordan Dane
Bestselling, critically-acclaimed author Jordan Dane’s gritty thrillers are ripped from the headlines with vivid settings, intrigue, and dark humor. Publishers Weekly compared her intense novels to Lisa Jackson, Lisa Gardner, and Tami Hoag, naming her debut novel NO ONE HEARD HER SCREAM as Best Books of 2008. She is the author of young-adult novels written for Harlequin Teen, the Sweet Justice thriller series for HarperCollins., and the Ryker Townsend FBI psychic profiler series, Mercer's War vigilante novellas, and the upcoming Trinity LeDoux bounty hunter novels set in New Orleans. Jordan shares her Texas residence with two lucky rescue dogs. To keep up with new releases & exclusive giveaways, click
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There could be only one. Tatiana Maslany from BBC’s Orphan Black who plays all the many clone faces. I can envision her attempt at capturing the myriad of voices in my head while dressed in a Bjork swan dress.
My agent would be Bob Odenkirk from Better Call Saul.
A hapless writer, forced to wear a Bjork swan dress, gets sucked into the fictional life of a character as her agent/wannabe writer (played by Bob Odenkirk of Better Call Saul) writes draft after draft.
A young Robert Redford, of course. I mean, come on, I get to cast the thing, right?
I can totally see it.
I suppose that depends on whether you want to go all the way back to my baseball-playing days (Kevin Costner), my years practicing medicine (Robert Young), or my current life as a writer (me, but encased in Spanx and wearing a hairpiece).
My agent, Rachelle Gardner, would of course play herself.
Now that’s good. You through the generations. Prolific. I like it.
As much as I’d like to say Daniel Craig or Liam Neeson, or in younger actors perhaps Chris Hemsworth or Ryan Reynolds, the casting director would most likely choose Buddy Hackett or Rowin Atkinson although maybe if I begged I’d get Simon Pegg or if I was really lucky Martin Freeman.
But probably Buddy Hackett.
Oh and my agent would be Gilbert Gottfried…not because I chose him, but because the previous laughed so hard he had a stroke and Gilbert was next in line at the agency.
Squinty eyed Gottfried. Perfect.
Martin Freeman. Make it so.
Oh, and a log line?
…hrm…..
What’s going on in there…wait…do I wanna know?
Probably Kim Cattrall, at all ages. Although I wouldn’t mind JLaw!
Sex in the stacks Kim Cattrall. Wow. Good one.
I’d like to say Sylvester Stallone to play me, but he’s too short (and his shoulders are, unfortunately, wider than mine). So I’ll go with Bradley Cooper, after seeing him in “American Sniper.” Since my wife is a brunette and a black belt, it would have to be Kate Beckinsale playing her.
Nice, David. Cooper has been a surprise with his depth. He can do a Hangover movie, but turn in some amazingly powerful performances in more serious films
I’ve also been a fan of Beckinsale. I’ve used her image as an inspiration for my woman bounty hunter in my Sweet Justice series.
Good choices.