Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, “I’m with you kid. Let’s go.” – Maya Angelou
How are you taking life by the lapel?
Ernest Hemingway was reportedly once challenged to write a short story in only six words. Here it is:
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This has spawned an enterprise known as the Six-Word Memoir.
So what is your memoir, in exactly six words?
As you probably know, the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is an annual event to see who can write the worst opening line for a novel. Let’s do our own here at TKZ. Write a bad opening line in 50 words or less. The winner (as judged by the TKZ bloggers) will receive a signed copy of The Art of War for Writers. Entries must be posted before 12:00 a.m. Eastern Time.