Time Warps and the ING Construction
Terry Odell
UPDATE: My audiobook narrator, Steve “Captain” Marvel was unable to respond to comments on the post where I interviewed him. He has now replied to those who left comments. You can find the post here. He’s graciously left his email address in a reply should anyone need to follow up.
I’m on my way to Montana to attend the Authors of the Flathead Writing Conference. I did a Zoom presentation for their group at Debbie Burke’s request, and had a good time talking to people who understood the “writer’s mindset.” So much so that I registered for their conference and am looking forward to meeting Debbie in person.
I’m revisiting a topic I’ve addressed before, triggered by a recent read of a traditionally published author’s book. (Why do we feel it’s necessary to differentiate between traditionally published and indie publishers?) Anyway my guess is both the author and the editor didn’t grasp the fine points of the “ing” construction, and this book had countless misusages of the ‘simultaneous action’ that goes along with those “ing” clauses, resulting in numerous time warps.
You don’t have to read science fiction to run into a time warp. At the very first writer’s conference I attended, an agent said she would reject a query with more than 1 sentence beginning with the “ing” construction. Her explanation—it’s too easy to make mistakes with that sentence structure.
But is it wrong? No. You have to be careful, and you have to pay attention. There are different reasons to avoid, or minimize use of those pesky “ing” words.
First, the inadvertent time warp.
Unlocking the door, Fred dropped the mail on the table and poured himself a drink. Using that “ing” phrase shows simultaneous action (or it’s supposed to), and Fred couldn’t have done all that while he was unlocking the door. Time warp!
Better to write After unlocking the door, Fred dropped the mail on the table, then went to the liquor cabinet to pour himself a drink. Time moves forward in that one.
What’s wrong with these sentences?
“Running across the clearing, John rushed into the tent.”
“Opening the door, Mary tripped down the stairs.”
John can’t be getting into the tent while he’s running across the clearing. And Mary needs to open the door before she goes downstairs.
Next, the misplaced modifier
In my first critique group, I held the prize for creating an answering machine that gave neck massages. In my draft of Finding Sarah, I’d written, “Rubbing her neck, the blinking red light on the answering machine caught Sarah’s eye.” Ooops. (But I would like a machine with that function!)
Make sure the noun or pronoun comes immediately after the descriptive phrase. Thus, the above example could be “Rubbing her neck, Sarah noticed the blinking red light on the answering machine.”If your “ing” verb follows “was”, take another look. “John was running across the clearing” isn’t a strong as “John ran across the clearing.” Of course, you’ll want to use stronger verbs, such as raced, sped, or barreled, but the idea is the same.
When you’re looking over your manuscript, you might want to flag words ending in “ing” and take another look to be sure you haven’t made any of these basic errors.
Here’s a quick way to spot them in Word. Click the image to enlarge.
In your document, click the drop down arrow by “Find” then select “Advanced Find.”
Click “More” and then check the “Use Wildcard” Box. Type ing into the find field, then click the “Special” Option, and “End of Word.” This will add a > character. You can use the Reading Highlight to see all of them, and the “Find Next” to deal with them one at a time. You’ll get more than just verbs ending in ing, but it’s still a quick way to spot them. The hard part is determining whether you’ve got a problem!
What grammar “conventions” do you have trouble with? Which bother you when reading?
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Great tips! I haven’t been taking advantage of the full capacity of the find feature in Word so this is great to know. I’ve used find, of course, but didn’t use the little tips noted above to refine how you search.
And I found an -ing error on the first page of the current WIP! Whoops!
Glad to be of service, BK!
The answering machine cracks me up. Good post, Terry. I do look at my -ing sentences carefully to guard against time warps!
Thanks, Vera.
I find I make that kind of mistake when I’m getting words down. It’s one more thing to check on my nightly read-throughs.
Wow, you’ve given me something simple to think about grammar-wise. Thank you.
Sometimes it’s the simple things that sneak by. Happy to give you something else to worry about!
Thanks for all the wonderful tips, Terry, especially using FIND to locate words ending in ING.
The misplaced modifier bothers me the most, because it is so frequently present. One of my favorite successful songs contains one. When I sing along, I correct it.
Have safe travels and a great time at the writer’s conference.
Thanks, Steve.
There’s a song that has a different grammatical error that bugs the heck out of me.
Thanks for the reminder. I’ll bookmark this post for later reference. Have fun in Montana! One day maybe I’ll get up to Kalispell to go to the conference and meet Debbie in person (I’m down in Butte).
You’re closer than I am, Michelle. You should come to this one and meet me, too!
Michelle, I second Terry’s suggestion!
If only my daughter didn’t have to work so much, and if hubby didn’t have a construction project going on right now, he could watch the grand baby, but I’m on duty.
Looking forward to meeting Terry, my car turned into the airport.
Not nearly as good as your answering machine that gives neck massages, Terry, but I couldn’t resist.
I never knew about that feature in Find. Thanks for the tip. Your how-to explanations are always easy to follow and helpful.
Lately I’ve read a lot of sentences where the events happen out of sequence.
E.g. George saw blood smeared on the wall after he’d hiked down the hill, pushed open the squeaking door, and entered the old barn.
Authors want to start a sentence with an attention-grabber but that throws off the chronology of actions leading up to it. It’s clearer to describe the events in the order they occur. Then end the sentence with a dramatic punch.
George hiked down the hill to the old barn. He pushed open the squeaking door and entered. Inside, blood smeared the wall.
Looking forward to meeting you, too, Debbie. Zoom isn’t quite the same.
Good examples.
“Looking forward to meeting Terry, my car turned into the airport.”
Not only is your car sentient, it’s fallen afoul of an evil, but very talented, magician.
Fun post with valuable information. I’d think that after using Word for decades, one would know everything about its features, but I sure didn’t know about this. Thanks!
Of all the writers conferences mentioned on TKZ, the one you’re going to is the only one that has interested me. It sounds friendly. Have fun!
There are features requiring much drilling. It’s fun to find new ones.
Becky, friendly is our trademark.
Bemoaning the fact that she couldn’t attend the Authors of the Flathead Writers Conference, even that first cup of coffee didn’t soothe her sadness.
Great tips, Terry. I’ll run my WIP through the Find today.
Have a wonderful time at the conference.
Thanks, Kay — and have fun finding all the ‘ings’
I always called it Ing the Merciless when I was teaching. Sadly, these days, most don’t get the nerd reference to Flash Gordon.
Nothing like those reminders that we’re getting older. I’m sure I miss most of their current references.
Extremely helpful information. It’s so easy to slip into these errors, so I appreciate the tip on how to search them out. Thank you.
You’re very welcome, Lori. Glad to share what I’ve picked up along the way.
Reading this post, I flagged words ending in “ing.”
Or did I?
I actually don’t mind the ing construction from time to time in a novel. But I was just reading an old pulp novel the other day that did this all the time. Really annoying.
I don’t mind it if it’s done sparingly and correctly. The book that triggered this post did neither.
Very helpful post, Terry. Dealing with ings is on going issue for many of us. These tips will keep our fictional actions in the proper order. Have a wonderful writer’s conference!
Thanks, Dale. I’m looking forward to it.
Great post, Terry! Always learn(ing) here.
I have a 3rd draft of my next WIP that I’ll do an ing search on.
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Time warps are a pet peeve of mine, too, Terry. Excellent tips.
Great post, Terry! I had forgotten that feature in Word…use it or lose it. 🙂 Have fun with Debbie!