Want to know who done it? Check out the cast.

John Ramsey Miller

Most of us watch TV to be entertained, get inspiration, or to see what not to write. I like cop and lawyer shows. I also love Westerns and gangster-related shows. I record several and watch them at my leisure, and I suspect a lot of my fellow authors do the same thing. Cop anybody, CSI anywhere, Burn Notice, Sopranos reruns, The Closer Sedgewick, Law & Disorder, and many others. I discovered that the most famous actor on a show is the almost always the offender (usually a killer), and I’m stunned that the other cast members don’t know it until long after I do. Not much surprise in dramas due to this factor. In my experience well-known actors rarely take a part that is going to consist of being interview by the cops because their egos and agents won’t allow them to. And producers can’t resist bringing recognizable faces into their series for a juicy cameo.

I’ve been called back to work for the Census Bureau to help close the doors on the files. I’ve been riding county roads all week and will all next week, and who cares…? Anyway, I haven’t had much time to think about writing this week.

I’m not going to be doing this blog so much in the future as I have in the past. I’ve decided to take every other week off. In order to do that I started thinking about who I’d like to have share Saturdays with me. I wanted someone who would add a new dimension to the blogs we publish here. Living out here in the wilds, I run out of things to say that doesn’t involve chickens. So, I made out a list of the authors I know and respect and I gave it a lot of serious thought. (I know–John Miller and serious thought are strangers). I kept coming back to one name and last night after a scotch or two I called and asked him if he would be interested. He is, after all, one of the busiest men I know. Most authors, unless they live in a box, know Joseph Hartlaub, and Joe agreed to be here with us blogging every other week.

Joe is an entertainment attorney specializing in music and publishing, a talented author in his own right, he knows weapons and hand-to-hand combat, he’s an actor, and for years has been a critic for BookReporter.com. Joe flat knows his stuff when it comes to most aspects of our trade. Nobody reads more books than Joe, or appreciates a good book to a greater extent. I know he will add a whole new dimension to our site, and I hope you will all welcome him warmly. He has also become a very good friend of mine. It’s nice to work with friends. You readers are in for a treat.

This week they auctioned off the Roy Rogers Museum. In that spirit …Happy Trails.

7 thoughts on “Want to know who done it? Check out the cast.

  1. Are you saying that if one of you others turn up dead that we should blame him?

    Good point about knowing who done it, but its never as interesting to find out who done it as why they done it. That’s something we can’t guess based on how famous the actors are.

  2. Good point, Timothy. The motives are always the last to arrive in the script. But the authorities are always the last to see what most viewers have already figured out.

  3. John, thanks for spoiling all my favorite shows. ๐Ÿ™‚ BTW, here’s a related tip involving credit rolls on movies and TV shows. They’re a great source of character names for our books. Mix and match.

  4. “I’m not going to be doing this blog so much in the future as I have in the past.”

    Well THAT sucks. Just found this blog a month ago & always liked your posts. I must be the kiss of death. Maybe I’ll stop clicking on TKZ & you’ll change your mind.

    Enjoying “Too Far Gone” now –

  5. I figured that out quite a while ago. Was watching Castle the other night and immediately knew when a certain actor appeared – aha, he did it. Now let’s see how they prove it. Occasionally, the shows will surprise you with a star who really didn’t have anything to do with the crime. Good way to mislead and keep you guessing. I really don’t like some shows all wrapped up with a pretty bow – no fun to watch.

    Welcome to Joseph Hartlaub. Guess I’ve been living in a box. Ducking head in shame and going off to look him up.

  6. Thanks JaxPop, but this has been in the works for a while. As we get older we start to downsize. Even though this doesn’t take that much time (from 5 to 20 minutes a week) life and career have their demands.

  7. So true, John- as soon as I recognize an actor among the suspects, I know I’ve found the culprit. They should really stick to unknowns for those shows…

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