
by Debbie Burke
Happy Thanksgiving!
Today’s True Crime occurred on the early morning of Thanksgiving 2013 when a clumsy character attempted to rob a Miami Gardens, Florida gas station.
According to reports by odee.com, CBSNews.com, and NBCMiami.com, security video shows Johnny Anton Love, then 22, entering the store armed with a 9 mm Glock. He jumps over the counter and demands money from the clerk. In the process, he drops his hat and stumbles back and forth to find it. Next he fumbles with a plastic bag, trying to open it to carry the cash.
Then he puts his gun down while he takes his time choosing candy and gum from sales displays.
The clerk remains calm, suggesting he take some beer also. While Love meanders to a cooler in the back of the store, the clerk sounds the alarm.
Love loads up the plastic bag with beer. When he exits the store, the bag busts like an overstuffed turkey. Bottles roll around the parking lot. Love is apparently preoccupied with trying to stuff his gun back in his pants and corral the escaping beer, and doesn’t notice the police officer who responded to the alarm.
He is taken into custody without incident.
The merchandise and $722 cash were recovered and Love spent Thanksgiving in jail held without bond.
Overstuffing a turkey can mean a mess to clean up and increased risk of salmonella.
Overstuffing a plastic bag can mean arrest and jail.
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True Crime Thursday always falls on Thanksgiving, reminding me how thankful Io am to be part of The Kill Zone family and for the many writing friends I’ve met through TKZ.
Wishing you all a day of gratitude, good food, and good memories with loved ones.
LOL, Debbie. He tried to blame his behavior on some girls slipping him a mickey. What he didn’t explain was who slipped him a handgun.
Happy Thanksgiving to all.
Jim, maybe he should try out for the Gang That Couldn’t Snoot Straight.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!
Just desserts for the villain, eh?
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family, Debbie!
Good one, Kay! And I doubt he got to enjoy pumpkin pie.
Your friendship is a blessing I’m thankful for!
Hardy Har Har Har, Debbie…! Great story, which just proves that thieves usually aren’t Einsteins. 🙂
Have a great Thanksgiving, everyone!
Deb, no one from TKZ would be so dumb.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!
Hahaha, Debbie! Clearly he was the real turkey, who slipped in the grease of his own actions.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and everyone at TKZ!
TKZers are in fine form today, Dale!
Enjoy your turkey and family!
Happy Thanksgiving! TKZ is one of the places on the net I am very grateful for – a fascinating bunch.
Don’t – overstuff.