Lipstick On A Pig

 

Jean Shrimpton in a lipstick ad photo for the marvelously pale lips ❤

“When things get tough, women buy lipstick,” — Leonard Lauder 

By PJ Parrish

I can still remember the first lipstick i ever bought. It was Yardley’s Baby Buff. This was sometime back in the early 60s, when I actually thought I was going to run away to London and somehow find John Lennon’s house. What I was going to do when I got there, well, that part is a little fuzzy. But that little tube of lipstick…

Okay, I didn’t buy it. I shoplifted it from Kmart. What can I say? I had no money, a rocky homelife, and was led astray by the super model Jean Shrimpton who was my personal style icon, in a time when I had no personal style. (That’s Jean up top, by the way)

Lipstick sales are booming these days. Last year, the global lipstick market was valued at roughly $17.5 billion and is projected to expand toward $19.6 billion this year. Why? Leonard Lauder knows. He’s the son of cosmetics queen Estee Lauder and he came up with the Lipstick Effect — in times of economic or social stress, consumers tend to comfort themselves with small luxuries. This has held true in all downturns, including the Great Depression, and was really notable after 9/11. 

You know what else is enjoying a boom right now? Romance novels. Now, we all know that book sale trends are cyclical. Traditional, pure sci-fi is struggling right now, being overshadowed by massive reader demand for fantasy, romantasy, and contemporary romance hybrids. This is going on even as the major film studios invest in sci-fi media. Standard historical fiction set between the 1930s and 2010 is also currently a tougher sell, with editors saying readers are drawn to ancient, 18th-century, or 19th-century settings, or completely fresh, unconventional perspectives on the past.

I’m not sure what all this means, other than the vibe I am picking up from articles about fiction trends is that in these times of economic uncertainty, escapism (either into the far past or into deep passion) seems to be the popular balm.

As an ex romance writer (I started out back in the late 80s), I suffered through the ups and downs. I had four fat family sagas (heavy on romance) published and was riding a good wave. Then things crashed and I was dropped. I got a new agent. I’ll never forget what she told me in her office the first day we met.

“What do you NOT see here?” she said, holding up a copy of that week’s New York Times bestseller list.

“My name?”

She didn’t laugh. “What you don’t see is romance novels. What you do see is mysteries. Go home and write one.”

This is a true story. This was the beginning of a neo-golden era in crime fiction, when Michael Connelly, Sue Grafton, Tony Hillerman, Patricia Cornwell, et al, were breaking out. It took me a couple false starts, but eventually I got published again.

Back to romance novels. The new boom is due in great part to the fact that the genre has changed mightily since I was writing. The diversity of characters and subjects is remarkable now. Sales during the first half of 2025 increased 24% compared to the same period the previous year, according to the research firm Circana, and the same report noted sales volume for romance books had more than doubled compared to four years prior.

Print sales of romance fiction in the US have doubled in the last five years. Meanwhile, in the UK the romance and sagas category, which had for two decades made around £20m annually, leapt to a staggering £53.2m in 2022 during the pandemic, growing to £69m in 2024. (Source The Guardian:)

Romantic fiction handles big themes: chronic illness, global warming, divorce, death, betrayal and despair. Depression, anxiety and PTSD often appear – trauma, almost always. Pain, too. There’s the housing market, issues around antisemitism, Islamophobia, racism, fatphobia, sexism, classism, all kinds of interdepartmental hatred and fear. All kinds of horror, love and loss…

And yet the trick is to hold all this very, very lightly. When romantic fiction tackles the problems of the world it must do so with such grace that you barely notice. It must do so in a way that makes the reader feel better about those things. Not for the romcom the unresolved ending, the unreliable narrator. The romcom must bring everything together, always, to a happy ending.

Years ago, I wrote a romance suspense novel. I’ve mentioned it here before, and told you how my agent sent it around and it was rejected by not only the publisher of my successfull thriller series, but by four other publishers. The verdict was unanimous — I had lazily assumed I could toss in some sex and a couple of cute one liners and call it a day. Nope. Like those sad literary cynics who try to write crime fiction, I didn’t understand the real beating heart of of the genre I was trying to invade.

I’m rewriting that book now, for the second time. It’s becoming clearer to me where I failed. I think I know what I have to do. And it’s a lot more than putting lipstick on a pig.

 

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About PJ Parrish

PJ Parrish is the New York Times and USAToday bestseller author of the Louis Kincaid thrillers. Her books have won the Shamus, Anthony, International Thriller Award and been nominated for the Edgar. Visit her at PJParrish.com

13 thoughts on “Lipstick On A Pig”

  1. Kris, I remember Jean Shrimpton. And what a smart guy Leonard Lauder was.

    A radio news report I heard the other day used the term “funflation.” Despite job uncertainty and rising prices, people continue to spend money on entertainment even though they can’t afford it. The small luxuries to comfort themselves.

    Almost all the younger readers I talk to say fantasy is their favorite. I can’t blame them one bit for wanting to escape the crazy world they’re facing. I think most people, including me, would like to escape.

    • “Funflation” — I love that. Having just returned from Italy. I was amazed by the crowds everywhere we went. People (as least those who can afford it) are traveling like crazy right now. (I booked my tour a year ago). Many of the couples we had on our small tour were retirees who seemed to be of the mind that they are spending down their kids’ inheritances. 🙂

      And yeah, from everything I read for this post, fantasy is still running red hot.

  2. Interesting. Romance never seemed cyclical to me. It has always seemed like romance (regardless of genre) makes up about 95% of the market. That makes it a challenge for me as a reader and as a writer.

    As a reader because sometimes, when you’re browsing certain books (not counting the obvious couple photos on a cover), you can’t tell how much romance is going to take over the story. And it’s a challenge as a writer because I recognize the reality that romance in all its genres IS always the dominant force in fiction, whereas I prefer it to be a minor thread in a larger story. So the trick is having an element of romantic appeal that is significant enough to charm the reader but not so overpowering a storyline that I don’t even want to write it. Definitely an ongoing challenge for me.

    • I am not a romance reader at all any more; like you, I can abide it only as a minor theme in the symphony. I did try it by taking a romance-oriented book with me to Italy — The View From Lake Como. It started out pretty good but eventually I couldn’t take the predictable smaltziness of it. Sort of Eat, Pray, Love meets Under the Tuscan Sun (complete with dishy Italian hunk and stray cat).

  3. Until I discovered romantic suspense, I’d never read a romance, so I was surprised to find out the mystery I was writing was actually a romance. (Which is when I discovered romantic suspense.) And to all those who say, “Oh, when I have a free weekend, I’ll write a romance novel…” I say, go for it.

  4. Now that I’ve picked myself up from laughing at Terry’s last sentence, I’ll comment. Mystery/suspense is one of the hardest genres to write because you have to keep up with all the threads and to add romance…Well, it’s hard to weave it in when the H/ H are running for their lives. That’s why my books are mainly about the suspense. I try to add more romance to every book, but it’s hard.

    • Exactly. One problem with my attempt is that I was leaning too heavily on old hoary romance tropes to inject life into what was a too-thin suspense plot. As you can guess, I have a lot of remodeling to do.

  5. I’m a sucker for a romantic sub-plot, but, like Pat observed, that can be tough to weave into a mystery. I find the “tangled web” of suspicion all consuming as a writer, which is its own kind of danger. As a reader, I’m still a sucker for a good mystery or suspense.

  6. Jean Shrimpton and tangee lipstick! You lit up a portion of my memory that’s been dormant for a long time.

    I can’t write anything but mysteries. I’m too devoted to putting together the puzzle and challenging the reader to try to figure it out. But I do include a romantic subplot in each story, hoping that will scratch an emotional itch in the reader.

  7. That’s excellent news for me if readers want romance, love, loss, and a second chance in a memoir. Do you know if this trend crosses into nonfiction?

    Best of luck with your rewrite, Kris!

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