To pun, or not to pun . . .
Oh, what the hay, let’s do it! We love words, don’t we? Especially those words that make us laugh . . . an activity we most definitely need more of these days, right?
I ran across (not literally) a fun pun list on Steve Laube’s website the other day. Some were real coffee snorters.
I thought it’d be fun to mess around today and share a few.
Here’s a few from his list (used with permission):
I’m reading a book about antigravity. I can’t put it down.
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I changed my iPhone name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
Okay, it’s your turn. Regale us with your favorite pun(s). But wait, first let me put my coffee down!
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A story of three broken families who are stranded together in a fierce snowstorm, finding healing in crisis.
By the time today is over, Annie Lee is convinced she has no tomorrow.
“Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.” – Fred Allen
Good one, Jim!
I’m glad it doesn’t mention “woman” in that judgment… 🙂
Have a great Friday, my friend.
“I’m writing a book about glue—I can’t put it down!”—Librarian Humor
Haha, Terri!
You just pulled a memory out of my archives. My grandpa and grandma both worked for our local library when I was young. Grandpa drove the bookmobile and grandma had a tiny desk in the basement of the building, where she repaired bindings all the live long day. I loved visiting her there because of the smell of the glue and old paper.
Thanks for stopping by today, and hope you have a great weekend.
“I was reading a book about mazes. I lost myself in it.” ( I found this on a website but there was no attribution.)
Mornin’ Kay.
Yes, we’ve all read the same book I think. I just pre-ordered Mr. Gilstrap’s newest, Zero Sum, and I am seriously looking forward to losing myself in it.
Have a great day!
At the risk of being overly punny, I went fishing with a friend for the halibut but he ended up being a cod about it and I came home empty-handed. I’m not sure we can live on my celery now.
I’ll see myself out.
Dale, you are an over-achiever this morning for sure! Very punny . . . I mean, funny…
Have a great day with your celery… 🙂
I lost my poor pet Fluffy. It was a cat-astrophe. I’m not kitten. I cried for days and couldn’t paws. This is such a sad tail.
And . . . we have another over-achiever!
Y’all are coming up with some joe-snorters for sure.
Very emusing…(picture an emu, okay?) 🙂